Alpine Ski Resort in Texas | What The F%&#

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No, no, NO! There are very little things that upset me at all, this is one of them. Now I love snowboarding with all my heart, but all I can think of doing with my snowboard in freaking Texas is punching these developers in the nuts so hard they’ll be pissing particles of my bindings for years to come. Some bright cookies in Texas thought this was a brilliant idea. Them having an IQ OF A FLEA, I’m not surprised. “Not only will Bearfire Resort be a huge economic boost to North Texas, but its innovative approach may prove to be a trend-setter for other cities around the country looking for ways to spur their local economies,” said Armey (one of the fleas). Keep reading, it gets better…

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This is wrong on so many levels. They want to -get this- build a 76m high artificial mountain, a glacier wall for climbing and make snow with the help of patented, lubricated plastic known as Snowflex. That basically means covering the mountain in plastic. If things go according to plan, the resort will be working by the end of ’09. If things go according to my plan however, the developers will be pissing particles of my bindings for years to come.

(via: Core77)

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